Director: Tony Stone
I'll be completely honest. I did NOT watch this all the way through. In fact I probably got about 30 minutes in and skimmed the rest. Why did I do this? Because this HAS to be the WORST movie I have EVER seen.
I've seen alot of crap. In fact, I like alot of crap. But, this movie is unredeamable. OK, imagine this. You travel back in time and find two "Vikings" stuck in North America. You give them a cam corder and show them how to use it and leave. This movie is what you get back. Now, that sounds even more exciting than I meant it to be. There is NO story here. No action. Nothing of interest.
To make matters worse. Apparently there was hardcore Thrash-metal music back then that the "vikings" were able to put into their movie and headbang around.
I thought about adding a screencap of the scene where one of the vikings takes a literal dump right on camera but I thought I'd spare you.
I hated this movie so much, I couldn't even work up the desire to take my own screenshots. So you'll have to make due with internet gathered shots.
There really is no cast list, I don't know who's who, nore do I care. Avoid this like the plague.
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