Fantasy Flix: Italian

Friday, April 26, 2013

Kingdom of Gladiators (2011)

Director: Stefano Milla
Writers: Stefano Milla, Marco Viola

A king makes a pact with an ancient demon and after years of ruling his kingdom in peace, the demon has come to collect. Now a group of rival gladiators must fight for the survival of the kingdom.

Kingdom of Gladiators is a title that has been used before. I tend to like gladiator movies (Spartacus, Gladiator, etc.) so I was happy to find another new one I could sink my teeth into.

Title: 7

The plot is pretty simple, and (again) one you would find in a typical D&D scenario. King makes a pact with a demon who comes to collect. Adventurers have to go on a quest to defeat the demon, yada yada yada. It was not poorly done. The camera work on this movie is actually pretty good. It was able to hide the fact that the fight scenes are pretty poor. Combinations of slow motion and camera shakes are pretty good at hiding poor action.

Plot: 5

There really isn't a lot of blood and gore in this movie considering the amount of killing. Most of the "blood" doesn't make it's appearance until the "final blow". I thought some of the death scenes were pretty good. I'm not a big fan of CG blood, but it wasn't too terrible here.

Death Scenes: 5

So far you're probably thinking you should check this movie out. I took on the ratings scale of Kevin Bachelder's Saturday B Movie Cast which can make the movie sound pretty good based on the first few ratings. But let me tell you, this isn't a very good movie at all. I've seen worse, but this is pretty bad. I'd have to say the main reason (besides the sets and the costumes which look very LARPy) is the acting. There is no stand out here to speak of. It's all pretty terrible.

Acting: 3

There's isn't a lot of special effects to speak of. (If you don't count CG blood). Just some light effects to depict some magic. They aren't poorly done, and in fact I give them some props for not trying too much.

Special Effects: 4

The movie takes itself pretty seriously with no amount of humor or cheese

Cheese level: NA

There is no nudity here. There is some scantily clad-ness, but definitely nothing that I want to look at for too long....

Eye Candy: 1

Rewatchability: 1

Verdict: Skip It

Cast

Leroy Kincaid ... Kayne

Matt Polinsky ... Gunnar

Annie Social ... Teela

Bryan Murphy ... King Wolfkahn

Gerard Murphy ... Herald

Maurizio Corigliano ... Har

Sharon Fryer

Suzi Lorraine ... Hel

Silvia Musso

Vito Galetta

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Crociati (2001) AKA Crusaders

Director: Dominique Othenin-Girard

Writer: Andrea Porporati

I could not find a trailer for this movie.

Towards the end of the eleventh century, Pope Urban II announces a crusade against the Saracens, who have occupied the holy city of Jerusalem. Three young friends # Richard, Peter and Andrew # set off to join the crusading army. The three friends come from very different backgrounds: Andrew is a shepherd; Peter is a poor bell founder, and the illegitimate son of a Christian woman and a Saracen man; and Richard is the deeply religious son of Baron William of Aurocastro, who was murdered by his rival brother Corrado. The violent methods used by the crusaders soon cause the three friends to fall out with each other, and after a bloody attack on a Jewish monastery, they go their separate ways: Andrew remains with the crusaders, while Peter and Richard accompany the attractive Jewess Rachel whose teacher, a rabbi, was killed in the raid to Jerusalem. Andrew is very reluctant to see Rachel go, having like Peter fallen in love with her at first sight. In Jerusalem the situation is very tense: the Saracen governor is having the Christians expelled from the city, out of fear of crusader spies. Peter, Richard and Rachel manage to trick their way into the city, but shortly afterwards Richard is arrested. When the crusaders, with Andrew at their head, arrive at the gates of Jerusalem, the former friends now face each other as enemies because to save Richard, Peter has joined the side of the Saracens. The city cannot withstand the onslaught of the crusaders and their fierce fighting spirit, and soon falls into Christian hands. Peter prepares an escape route for himself and Richard. Rachel has decided to stay with Andrew, however, who has also confessed his love to her. Peter and Richard return to their homeland. Richard, already seriously ill, dies on arrival. Peter marries his childhood sweetheart Maria and works as a bell founder again. Years later he meets Rachel and Andrew again. Andrew is now the feudal baron of Aurocastro. He has built an enormous cathedral and wants Peter to make the bells for it.

I knew nothing about this movie before I started watching it. What I got was a pretty epic tale of three dudes joining the crusades and picking sides. I generally love me some epic adventure story telling, but I am not too sure about this one. The plot overall is pretty straight-forward. It does have some nice moments story-wise. But frankly, I was a little bored.

Even though the movie is nicely paced, I couldn't help but watch the clock. I guess I just didn't care that much and the action wasn't very good. Perhaps I am too "used to" the over-the top violence of such movies as Braveheart and 300 that the action sequences here just seemed ho-hum. I'm not saying they were badly done, they were just a bit boring.

I suppose my other prblem with the movie was the acting... or was it? Frankly, I couldn't tell if the acting was any good or not because the over-dub was atrocious. I suppose I should have expected that in an Italian made movie, but most of the actors appeared to be speaking english, but their voice just didn't match well and the "voice" acting was not very good and sometimes laughable.

To keep up with my routine, I suppose I have to talk about the women. The women (there were only really 2) were fairly attractive, but nothing to write home about. There is one quick moment of nudity in this film, which surprised me because without it, this would be pretty much "family-fare".